Christmas Story

      We’re here in the north pole trying to see what’s the hold up on present making for Christmas this year. We are now waiting right outside of the workshop where all the toy building elves and Santa Clause are. All we want to do is interview them and ask questions on whats going on this year. We’re just the reporters why won’t they talk?This is Elf News we’ll see you next time....

       Hey my name is Jerry and I’m the head elf in present making. This year was a very tight Christmas because we slowed down on our present making. But we finally came to our senses and kicked into gear. We built and rapped all the presents in nine months. It sounds like a long time but it’s actually a record, because every other year it took eleven and a half months. This is the tenth month and we are already done now we have nothing to do but play and joke with Santa. But the only problem is the elf news they won’t stop bothering us, and they don’t know we are already done. So they sit outside all day long waiting for one of us to come outside, but none of us will because all they want to do is ask questions and interview us, it’s like they are our own paparazzi. They are so annoying.

         Hey this is Santa and  I'm beginning  to get very bored just sitting here for two months with nothing to do. All I'm doing is eating cookies and drinking milk all day long. I’m ready for Christmas to be here but I'm not completely  prepared because my slay broke down last year and the elf mechanics still haven't fixed it. All they have to do is get the rein deers to eat the magic carrots and they won’t be sick any more. We need Rudolph’s nose and we need their magic Christmas spirit. Without them we won’t be able to deliver every ones presents. But the real reason they are still sick is because we can’t get to the carrot farm because of all the reporters. The minute one of us step outside that door it’s over. They won’t let you  leave until you answer all of their questions. They are so annoying.

          Hey this is Elf News again. You heard their side of the story about how it’s our fault Christmas might not be possible this year but all they have to do is answer our questions. Well we’ll see what happens so see you next time.